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July 22 2023

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zoe248:

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It me

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July 18 2023

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great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

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July 17 2023

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the-wave-finally-broke: “theroomyouneverenter: “ yesterdaysprint: “ The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924 ” whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible ” happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for...

the-wave-finally-broke:

theroomyouneverenter:

yesterdaysprint:

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

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hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

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everyone shut up except this person

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nukehype:

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nonplatonicsubtext:

v1leblood:

shakertwelve:

v1leblood:

shakertwelve:

“thinker” is a generous name for capes with powers that more or less just shortcut the thinking for them

“shaker” is a generous name for capes with powers that more orbless just shortcut the shaking for them

the thinkers aren’t gonna fuck you

bet

gimel

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rattlegore:

rattlegore:

he’s going The pisstance

he’s going For peed

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sometimes i really do like it here

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stormesandshowers:

death2america:

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This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it

Me rn:

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July 16 2023

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theunsubtleknife:

inber:

BUDDY you’re a BOY you’re a BIG BIG BOY you’re a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee

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mavigator:

mavigator:

was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.

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